Position: editor, conscience, girl

Blood Type: C#

Fighting Style: Psycho Logic

Significant Date: February 3, 1959

Summary: Aptly named here as 'The Blade', her editorial skills have certainly killed more than they have wounded. She’s on the front lines between the Space-Gun crew and illiteracy, and she’s winning the battle. Where the rest of us are little more than trained apes with keyboards in our hands, she is the reasoned hand of knowledge that informs us that 'fux0r'* isn’t proper English. While this advice is often ignored, she makes sure we realize that we say 'fux0r' at the expense of our grammatical soul. She’s currently pursuing law school and hopes to one day defend the Space-Gun crew in court when it is sued for public indecency and intoxication (hah, she's committed to it now!). Her love of bladed implements is paralleled only by her desire to employ them; she'll cut through your head just as soon as she'll slice through your poorly edited prose.
* Ms. The Blade even informed us that the word should be spelled 'fux0r' rather than 'fuxor' because the substitution of the zero for the 'o' is indicative of 1337 style.