Position: writing, public relations, spin doctor

Blood Type: Carbonated

Fighting Style: Rain Fire On J00

Significant Date: June 10, 1856

Summary: Elliot has spent his college career studying Sociology and Criminal Justice, skirting the line between bleeding heart hippie and puppet of the Man. With this specialization, he’s promised to do something positive and wonderful for the world, as opposed to toppling it and ruling with an iron fist. We only tentatively believe him. He’s also the current “funny man” behind Space-Gun, as well as the first person we send to talk to the straights when the artists don’t feel chatty. He’s quick witted and sharp tongued, so watch your ass; his funny will leave slash marks.