Position: producer, grief monkey, accounting

Blood Type: EQ2

Fighting Style: Shim-Fu

Significant Date: November 8, 2004

Summary: His status as a professional griefer is legendary throughout the group and, though he has many online personas, he's cleverly asked us not to reveal a one of them on penalty of instant, painful death. His complete lack of a moral barometer gives us endless amusement and allows us to not feel so terrible about the things we might say in the comic. He’s a known EQ addict, and when his veins aren't hooked to his machine-god, he's brainstorming comic ideas and financial decisions with the crew. If Space-Gun.com ends up a major financial scandal in the next decade you can bet he was our mastermind.