Position: code monkey, pretty boy, lead guitarist

Blood Type: Congealed contempt for humanity

Fighting Style: Circle Strafe

Significant Date: October 3, 1954

Summary: While you may have already been dazzled by the intense visuals and groin stomping humor provided to you by this site, none of it would have been possible without this man. He does things with code that the average human can only barely understand, and his unfux0ring skills are unparalleled. After trying his hand at many pursuits and finding them all unworthy of his brand of genius, he’s decided to finish up a General Studies degree. Afterwards, he plans on putting his skills to good use doing something productive -- either that or the mysterious and as-yet-undefined "Plan B". He’s not one to challenge, and don’t confuse his moral flexibility and lack of compunction about violence as creepiness, he prefers to think of it as "awesome."